Name: Holiday Toilet Paper
Brand: DM Merchandising
SKU: 510889
Price: 7.99 USD
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BEING NAUGHTY GETS YOU CRAP

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE POOPING

TINKLE ALL THE WAY

DON'T FORGET TO WIPE

IT ELFIN' STINKS IN HERE

SANTA'S TIRED OF YOUR CRAP

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Tinkle all the way! Perfect for white elephant gifts and hilarious holiday hosting, these 4-ply toilet paper rolls feature funny festive designs on each square. 250 sheets per roll. Tushy-friendly dye safe for use.

4-ply paper to keep your tushy cushy
Eco & skin-safe dye
250 sheets per roll
One roll per box

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